I am currently King Stannis III the great, king of ireland, wales, and england.
To my first wife I have two sons, my heir apparent Fáelbe, and his younger brother Loris.
Then my first wife tried to kill me so I threw her in the dungeon to rot. After that I remarried and had my first daughter Silla, and three more sons; Derek, Renly, and Robert. But my wife fell ill and died soon after, and I was forced to remarry a third time.
To my third wife I quickly had three more sons and a daughter. My sixth son, Brandon, and first child to my third wife died after only ten days (one has to wonder if a certain king slayer named jamie pushed him out a window) so the Seventh son was named Branden in his memory, followed by Patrick, who is apparently gay, and finally my tenth child, Linda.
My heir has been absolutely nothing but trouble. He has hated me for years, and even revolted against me. In the following war, I brought the might of the rest of my family against Fáelbe and won, but at a heavy cost. In the battle of Lancaster, my son Robert, Duke of York, took the field in my name against Fáelbe's forces. His strategic prowess won the day, but he was struck down from behind in the melee by his traitorous half-brother. Fáelbe was then captured and thrown in prison, commonly now called "The kinslayer."
